Monday, July 27, 2009
Twit
Boy, this Twitter business really is all the rage. It's brief and breezy but also informative. My favourite Twit (someone who uses Twitter) is this guy:
http://twitter.com/alanrantwell
He likes to tell it like it is, which is a very popular pastime these days with just about everyone.
I'm too lazy to go to the bother of signing up to a Twitter account so I think I'll give it a go here instead. OK, here goes...
-Woke up! Not asleep any more, GREAT!
-Grapefruit, a slice of toast and coffee, Mark and the gang on Ireland A.M. giving it socks. Class act.
-Barack and Michelle Obama are another class act. It's about time black America turned its back on the whole crotch grabbing, underpants hitched above the trousers thing.
-Can't find my left shoe??? Running late!
-The moaners are at it again on Duffy, moaning about hospital A and E closures. Hey, what about the sacrifices the private sector have made guys? Cop on!
-Bought bread. Batch loaf.
-Think the radiator in the front room needs to be bled. Better hop to it.
-Some people have a very romantic view of gypsies but not me, I think they're dangerous.
-I'm looking at my car. Just gazing really. She's a beauty.
-Lone backpackers beware, I will kill again.
-I have just consumed a human heart.
-I think Tubridy will do a great job on The Late Late. He's both personable and inquisitive.
-Note to self: remove body parts from bath. Smeeeeeeelllllllyyyyy! LMFAO!
...Wow, the hype is right, Twittering really is fun. I might do it again sometime, if I could be arsed.
Labels:
Alan Cantwell,
comic,
Fugger,
Irish,
irrational grudge against backpackers,
satire,
Twitter
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