(pictured above: another Moloch worshipping Illuminati media puppet)
I was talking to a pal the other day and I said:
‘Goldman Sachs are profiting from economic collapse and have way too much influence on global governance.’
And then my pal said:
‘I agree with you man, and did you know the board of GS are all giant lobsters from another world?’
My pal was actually being serious and I realised he had fallen for the grandest ruse of them all. It goes something like this (pay attention, it’s complicated):
An elite group of influential people who want to control the world have started a rumour about another, fictional, elite group of influential people who want to control the world so that we will spend all our time watching out for the fictional elite group of influential people who want to control the world instead of watching out for the factual elite group of influential people who want to control the world.
Instead of keeping an eye out for the unfair trade laws and creeping indentured servitude brought about by the factual elite group of influential people who want to control the world, we keep an eye out for the traces of nano-thermite in our baby formula or microchips under our skin that are caused by the fictional elite group of influential people who want to control the world (and who also worship a giant owl called Moloch). It’s a sleight of hand. Do you follow me so far?
Anyway, to their ends, the factual elite group of influential people who want to control the world have employed well known, well respected, and well loved personalities to spread the word about the fictional elite group of people who want to control the world.
Personalities such as Alex Jones, Jim Corr, June Sarpong, Jesse Ventura, Leaping Lanny Poffo, Mean Gene Okerlund, Dave Lee Travis, Joe Hulk Joyce, a bloke who used be goalie for Tranmere Rovers, and Emu (sans Hull) are employed by the factual elite group of influential people who want to control the world to go on tours of eminent and influential non-nano-thermite venues such as the Stillorgan Park Hotel, the Spa Hotel Lucan, and Madison Square Gardens to warn us about the fictional elite group of influential people who want to control the world trying to control the world by doing things like using death rays to start earthquakes, releasing chemicals into the air in order to start a new ice age, and secretly wanking into those pre-packed sandwiches we buy from train station kiosks and Spar.
It’s the perfect ruse. Legitimate suspicions are drowned out by the white noise of fantastical paranoia. However, worry not! You need be distracted no more! To know the full and correct truth about the factual elite group of influential people who want to control the world and their attempts to get us all talking about the fictional elite group of influential people who want to control the world all you have to do is keep visiting this blog, buy my new book (The Secret Masters Behind The Secret Masters of Disasters), my DVD set (Apophenia Rocks!) and send me monetary contributions*. Do these things and you will not only be fully informed re: global machinations but also providing the valuable service of making me feel validated and important in a world that angers, alienates, frightens, disgusts, and utterly confuses me.
And finally, remember, no matter where you go . . .nano-thermite.
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