ANTS! Have you noticed the ANTS! They are everywhere! EVERYWHERE! They are watching! Did you know that ants use boats? They do. They use bits of old twigs and crisps packets to float across puddles. Ants LOVE sugar! Did you know that ants take slaves? They do! They take aphids and termites and they turn them into SLAVES! Ants are everywhere! Ants are no joke. Ants LOVE sugar! Have you seen the Ants? They are bigger now aren't they? They ARE! They are bigger! They are getting bigger and bigger so they can become our LOVERS! Do you want to love an ant? No, I do not want to love an ant! ANTS will be your LOVER! Ants are under the ground and in the engine of your car. Ants are the second largest stakeholders in the World Bank. You should not have poured boiling water on those ANTS! You should not have held a magnifying glass over those ants! When you were small you killed ANTS! You are NOT small anymore. AntS are not small any more! Ants are Getting bigger and Bigger and BIGGER! Ants will be your Lover! Ants will make us work for them and aNtS will make us listen to Tangerine Dream! Have you noticed the ants? Ants LOVE sugar! They will take all the sugar and there will be NONE left at all even in the restaurants and HOTELS! You will have NONE to put in your tea because of the AnTs that will be your LOVERS! If we refuse to be controlled the ANTS will say we are pests and call pest control and we will be CONTROLLED! We will LISTEN to Tangerine dreAM because of the ANTS!!! Do you listen to Tangerine Dream? No, I do not listen to Tangerine Dream! YOU WILL LISTEN TO TANGERINE DREAM because of the ANTS!!! They will have boats and we will have to listen to TangerINE dreaM!!! ANTS will laugh at BULLETS and eat fire! We can NOT FIGHT them! I want to WARN you now before it is later! ANTS! I warned my uncles and I WARNED my aunts. They said I had ants in my pants BUT SOON it will bE the ANTS that wear the pants! And they WILL take off their pants and get into the bed with us and they WILL be OUR loVERS! Have you seen the Ants? They are bigger now aren't they? They ARE! They are getting bigger and bigger so they can become our LOVERS! Do you want to love an ant? No, I do not want to love an ant! BUT you WILL love the ants the Ants the ANTS The AnTSANTSaNTSants!!!! THE ants will WEAR the panTS and they will MAKE us say 'Thanks Ants'!! ANTS!!! They are everywhere! They are WATCHING! Ants LOVE sugar! Ants love sugar and Tangerine Dream! Did you know that ants use BOATS?
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