Tuesday, June 28, 2011


Little space men took me away in their U.F.O. last night. No anal probing. Slightly disappointed.


Deirdre de Barra said...

I's not a proper abduction really, without a good probing.
I bet you're feeling short-changed right now. Maybe even a little inadequate...I mean, what's wrong with you that you aren't worth probing? Are you inherently unprobable? Was it something you said, was it the chiken vindaloo you ate two days ago? Did you give off some strange vibe that probing you wouldn't be worth the effort in the long run? Was there someting about you that made them think that the aliens in the next ship would slag them rotten if they had probed you?
I dunno... seems you've opened a whole can of worms there.
Go have a cupcake and a cup of tea.

Superhilbo! said...

man you are grumpy about everything!

John Robbins said...

I still cry myself to sleep at night wondering why priests never went for the childhood-me.

Fugger said...

I am grumpy, I will have a cupcake, and I too was snubbed by those vestry lurking ass-tappers of the Catholic church.