Sunday, April 11, 2010

'Blow Up Dolls Are Cool' say Kids!

According to a recent survey, 63% of 15 year old girls want to pursue careers as inflatable sex dolls upon leaving school. Quoted reasons for this career choice included: 'boys will like me', 'I'll weigh less' and 'I won't have to feel anymore'

There has been a recent upsurge in inflatable sex doll popularity. A new advertising campaign features inflatable sex dolls modelling items from the French Connection UK clothing range. Victoria Beckham's new BFF is also an inflatable sex doll and another one recently triumphed on a reality TV show. Perhaps most astonishingly, spirited celebrity Katie Price was officially declared an inflatable sex doll after medical examinations revealed her to share more physical properties with inflatable sex dolls than human beings. 'It took a lot of time and effort but I got there in the end,' declared the talented author proudly.

'This typifies the post emancipation era,'
says counter feminist contrarian Camillia Higgledypaglia, 'young girls are standing up and saying "We Don't Want to be Empowered!, it's boring, time consuming and frankly unattractive" I say hats off to these girls for rejecting the fuddy-duddyism of the feminist epoch.'

The academic who collated the research is said to still be in tears.

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