Friday, August 21, 2009
The Youth of Today!
I awoke at 4a.m. with a profound feeling of unease. Then I saw these cheeky blighters standing at the end of the bed. They were giggling in a weird way and started moving the furniture about the place just by looking at it. 'Get back to your tenements,' I roared and chased them out of it with a brush.
...before they floated out the window they said something like 'Mummy is coming, Mummy is coming for all of you, like a horrible great shadow, she will creep into your world'. Then they giggled and vanished into the gloom.
I've no idea what that means, probably something to do with young people's rap music. Next time I'm contacting the gardai.
Anyhoo, ...has anyone noticed a sudden chill in the air?