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Showing posts with label water charges. Show all posts
Showing posts with label water charges. Show all posts

Friday, June 12, 2015

HOME FOR SOCIETY'S FAILURES


A private home for the relics of the establishment. They wander the corridors shouting out half-remembered things and attempting to adhere to protocols from days gone. Doddery TDs roar for imaginary Ceann Comhairles. Their minds suspended in battles yesteryear, they emit non sequiturs. 'Don't interrupt me, I didn't interrupt you,' they protest to no one in particular about nothing in particular. Senility clutches to the remnants of instinct. It's an attempt to make sense of what never made sense.

A spoon is raised to Sir Anthony's gaping mouth. The most ancient of them all. Vacant. The train has left the station and the stop long since terminated. The comparatively sprightly Denis giggles and hides Sir Anthony's slippers. Then Denis can't remember where he hid the slippers or even that he hid them at all, so he looks for the slippers so he can hide them again and wails when he can't find them. His memories redacted, he can only be calmed by a little treat. Lobster bisque or something like that. Then he scurries to the corner and whispers legal threats into the ear of a husk that was once a leading journalist. The husk weeps and pleads for mercy.

Undead ex-ministers cut deals with dementia afflicted tycoons. Brown envelops are exchanged but there's only shit in them. Speaking of shit, along come Joan and Enda, collecting water charges with their bedpans. Buttons are dropped in with a clinking sound and they shuffle on, droning about the future of the nation and muttering some vague legislation.

There's a large fence with snipers all around. Whether the guns are there to keep those seeking vengeance out or keep those who killed the future in, no one is quite sure. Perhaps it's a bit of both. The situation is being contained, that's all that matters. That's all that ever mattered. Actually dealing with situations was never the aim. It was all just a perpetual crisis management game, with some money made on the side. The profits of chaos for those presiding over that chaos. They felt it their due. 'You'd do the same,' was their internal excuse and cognitive guilt inhibitor.

Their time long passed, their power in the past, they are now put out to pasture. Rendered harmless and bovine, they await slaughter. Night falls and along comes the Reaper. A soul is collected and another shameful cadaver is left for inclusion in the annals of this home for society's failures.

Thursday, May 28, 2015

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

A MESSAGE FROM EAMON GILMORE

'We need stability and certainty for growth. It's about certainty. I'm almost certain about that. For stability and growth we need certainty. We certainly need certainty for stability and growth. As for growth, that needs stability and in order to maintain stability we need certainty in order to have growth. Remember, there is no growth without stability and stability comes with certainty. It's quite simple. It's all you have to remember. People can throw figures all over the place but it really is about getting stability for growth via certainty. You can quote me on that. You can take that to the bank, no pun intended. Certainty! Stability! Growth! Just say that to the nay sayers. Roar it in their faces. Certainty! Stability! Growth! I've actually invented a little song to help you remember it. The only problem is I can't remember the little song I invented. It was something to do with stability and growth and I'm pretty sure certainty was also mentioned. It was to the tune of Baa Baa Black Sheep. It roughly went something like this:

Sta Sta Bility,
Have you any growth?
Certainly with certainty,
Three banks full.

Some for the bondholders
That's already paid,
And some from the water charges
For Phil Hogan's mates.

I think that was how my little song went but don't quote me on it because I'm not certain. These are uncertain times. I'm really not certain at all.'

(now right click the image below and select open in a new tab. Then click to enlarge and have a read from the good old days:)