I recently watched a film and after it
was finished I watched another film about the making of the film and
then I watched a third film about the making of the making of the
film and then I watched a fourth film about the making of the making
of the making of the film and then I watched a fifth film about the
making of the making of the making of the making of the film then I
watched a sixth film about the making of the making of the making of
the making of the making of the film and then I watched a seventh
film about... well, I'm sure you get the gist of it by now. I kept on
watching 'the making of the making of' films for days and days and
days until finally I realised that this endless daisy chain of 'the
making of the making of' films was the nation's largest and only
employer and that the entire population worked as part of a film crew
following a film crew following a film crew following a film crew and
on and on until finally I realised that I too was holding a camera
and was at the end of this endless iteration with my lens pointed at
the screen filming me watching me filming me watching me and so on
and so on and everything kind of dissolved into that infinity you see
when you attach a camera to a monitor and then point the camera into
the monitor and see an endless corridor of monitors within monitors
within monitors and I was running in that endless monitor corridor
chasing myself and being chased by another myself who was also being
chased by an endless procession of myselves and I was the last living
person on Earth and so were you and so is everyone else and we're all
so very tired and we're all so very hungry because no one thought to
hire a catering department and even if they did there'd be no one to
work for it because we're all busy making films about other films
that are about the making of films that are about the making of other
films that end up with us in the films making films about us watching
the films that are about us watching the films about us watching the
films ourselves and watching ourselves watching the films that are
about us watching the films ourselves and watching and chasing
ourselves and being chased by ourselves and watching the making of
the chasing ourselves being chased by ourselves being chased by
ourselves chasing the chasers and being chased by chasers chasing
ourselves and so on and so on and so on and I'm sure you get the gist
of it after all that so can I go now?
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