(Pictured: You wouldn't wipe your arse with it!
Courtesy of Doctor Dracula of the JPRBDF)
If tweeting and Facebooking your
outrage isn't providing enough catharsis, why not download Fugger's
I'm Offended App? You just give it a click and the fact that you've
taken offence about something (anything at
all, knock yourself out) will be forwarded to the offenders in
question as well as rigorous thinkers that write blogs and op-ed
pieces, tyrants, elected representatives, tyrannical elected
representatives and advocacy groups and organisations
of various secular/religious/left/right leanings. You'll be surprised
at the new friends you can make when you're offended. Leftist
secularists will find themselves alongside right leaning religious
types and death cult extremists when they join forces to fight those
who've done something offensive.
It is through the taking of offence
that we will eventually find unity. The only demographic to be left
out of the loop will be those that offended us and it doesn't matter
about them anyway because they'll probably all be murdered by that
stage. It should be pointed out that such murders should not be
condoned. Not at all. Not at all at all at all. Fugger Apps does not
condone murder and does not want to facilitate the condoning of
murder. We'd prefer it if you just downloaded the app and used that
to register the permanent sense of outrage
that defines us as rational and considerate human beings. That way
you can avoid condoning murder and just insinuate that perhaps some
murders are worse than others.
Download Fugger's 'I'm Offended App'
today and be 'App'-alled!
