As regular visitors to this blog know,
Fugger is just an everyday girl that likes to do typical girl stuff.
For example, these days I can be found reading the popular erotic
novel for children 50 Shades of Grey in front of everybody on the
bus. All the girls are reading 50 Shades of Grey on the bus. I
haven't seen them do it but I know they are because I read they are
in a newspaper that I found on the bus.
Anyhoo, it's a great book about a
powerful yet vulnerable man and the ass he loves to spank. It's such
a good read it has inspired me to write my own erotic novel for
children. I don't want my novel to be a rip-off though so I'm adding
an Irish flavour to the spanking. My novel is called The Bata and it
is about a powerful yet vulnerable schoolteacher and the ass he loves
to spank. Would you like to read an extract? I bet you would. Ask me
if you can. Go on, ask. Sound like you mean it. Make it sound like
you mean it. I want to hear the words come out of your filthy mouth.
OK, I'm convinced. You can stop asking. That'll do. It's getting
weird now. Seriously, cut it out. Stopped? Good. Right, here, for
your pleasure, is an extract from The Bata:
I had been fierce bold and knew Mr.
Muldoon would give me a fair few licks of the bata. Oh how I feared
yet longed for the bata. 'Hitch up that skirt there now you and we'll
see what happens to girls who don't study their catechism',
said Mr. Muldoon as he studied my hole with hugry angry eyes. I could
tell that there was a frightened child behind those eyes, a child who
had taken a few licks of the bata himself in his time. I was looking
over my shoulder at him and before biting my lower lip in anxious
delight I said, 'I'm a dirty little shite of a girl all the same
amn't I Mr. Muldoon?' Oh he went mad at that. The foul language out
of me would earn me another six strokes at least. I readied myself
but didn't the bells for The Angelus go off and we had to call a halt
to everything until we'd recited our devotions. Some might say I was
saved by the bell but I wouldn't be amongst them. I relished the
knowledge that the bata would be alighting my arse as soon as we'd
said a few more Hail Marys and from the lump in Mr. Muldoon's
trousers I could tell he felt the same way. Unless that was just the
blackboard duster he often kept in his pocket.
Well,
what do you think. Did you like it? Did you start pleasuring yourself
as you read it? I bet you did. There's no shame in it. I was
pleasuring myself as I wrote it. Just remember not to go pleasuring
yourself as you read it on the bus. I did that with 50 Shades of Grey
and ended up in court having to put €300 in the poor box. Now I'm
50 Shades of broke.
