There wasn't much on telly yesterday
evening so, instead of playing Sudoku or staring at Spankwire, I
formulated an astonishing new range of philosophies that will shatter
all known intellectual paradigms and existential stratagems going
forward.
Below is just a small selection of what
I came up with. Choose one you like...
Preposterousism
The acknowledgement
that everything is just silly.
Anti-antism
An affirming enough
attitude if adopted.
Post-coherence
This one is a bit tough
to follow but stick with it.
Insubstantialism
The least satisfying
of my reasonings but I'll throw it in anyway.
Commuterism
A comprehensive knowledge
of public transport timetables that should come in handy.
Indeterminism
A vague approach to life
that is a sister philosophy to the piss poor Insubstantialism.
Ultra-Irrelevance
A philosophy that
can only function if no one adheres to it.
Premature Reposeitry
Living life as if
already dead.
Transcendental Transcendentalism
What
lies beyond the beyond?
Neo-Proctology
Assists the philosopher
in the extraction of his or her head from his or her arse.
BJ And the Bear
A largely forgotten
American TV series that ran from 1979 to 1981.
Raidió Teilifís
Éireannism
Embraces the the passive acquisition of objective failures.
...and last and probably least...
Fuggerism
A philosophy that is correct
in all its assertions especially in its assertion that it is
incorrect in all its assertions ...but doesn't really care.
To learn more about how existence can
be better appreciated and understood all you have to do is learn less
about how existence can be better appreciated and understood. The
examined life is really not worth living. In short, just behave like
a monkey.
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