Did you hear about the dyslexic guy who got
shipwrecked? He wrote ‘LOL’ in the sand to attract the attention
of passing planes. Geddit? He wrote ‘L.O.L.’ instead of ‘S.O.S.’
Are you laughing? Are you? I doubt it. I doubt you're
laughing and if you are you shouldn’t be. That man died on that
island. To make matters worse, after his body was recovered, a
stonemason (also dyslexic) engraved the letters ‘L.V.F.’ into his
tombstone where ‘R.I.P.’ should be. The grave is in a cemetery
that's close to an extremely nationalist housing estate and the
tombstone gets defaced on a regular basis. It's very distressing for
the poor dyslexic shipwrecked guy’s family and acts as proof, if
further proof be needed, that existence is God’s sick joke and we
are all the punch line.
LOL?
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