Can't wait to see the new James Bond
film. He'll be blowing things up and battering lads and shooting
fellas in the head. He has a punch up on the roof of a train in this
one and I bet he has sex with at least two women. He'll probably have
it off with one in the shower (a nice spacious shower with a secure
bath mat and all that). He's fuckin great. I don't care that he works
for that lot. I'm right behind him as long as he's firing the old
Walther PPK and jumping off things that are too high to jump off. I
hope the baddie is a bit gay too. Not that I've anything against the
gays but it just seems to work if there is a hint of gayness to the
baddie. The baddie should be either gay or ambiguous or really
possessive and insecure when it comes to women. If the baddie isn't
gay he should be mad on this woman that he keeps around the place
like a cat or something but he should know that she'd rather be
riding Bond and probably has and probably will again once Bond shows
up and kills the baddie. That should drive the baddie mad. It's
called subtext. The baddie might be trying to bring about all kinds
of chaos in the world so he can profit from it in some mad way but
really it's just compensation for the fact that his woman would
rather ride Bond or maybe he'd like to ride Bond himself but can't
because Bond isn't into fellas and hasn't ridden one since his days
at Eton.
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