(pictured: Bellucci, sloppy eater but has her good points)
Have you tried the Love Calculator? Here’s a link:
THE LOVE CALCULATOR!!!!
It’s very popular with ten year old girls and me. Check out my latest findings below and then go do some research of your own.
Love Calculator Results!
These are the results of the calculations by Dr. Love:
Fugger + Monica Bellucci = 77%
Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Fugger and Monica Bellucci has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.
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Love Calculator results!
These are the results of the calculations by Dr. Love:
Lassie + Hitler = 48%
The chance of a relationship working out between Lassie and Hitler is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible, if the two of you really want it to, and are prepared to make some sacrifices for it. You'll have to spend a lot of quality time together. You must be aware of the fact that this relationship might not work out at all, no matter how much time you invest in it.
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I forgot the name of your one, Kathryn Thomas, so i just put in her details for the next computation.
Love Calculator results!
These are the results of the calculations by Dr. Love:
the one that used to do that holiday programme on rte and now presents the one where contestants sing and are judged by professionals who can only hear them and not see them and might want to manage them or something + Shoko Asahara (leader of the 1995 Tokyo subway sarin gas attack cult) = 1%
Dr. Love thinks a relationship might work out between the one that used to do that holiday programme on rte and now presents the one where contestants sing and are judged by professionals who can only hear them and not see them and might want to manage them or something and Shoko Asahara (leader of the 1995 Tokyo subway sarin gas attack cult), but the chance is very small. A successful relationship is possible, but you both have to work on it. Do not sit back and think that it will all work out fine, because it might not be working out the way you wanted it to. Spend as much time with each other as possible. Again, the chance of this relationship working out is very small, so even when you do work hard on it, it still might not work out.
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Love Calculator results!
These are the results of the calculations by Dr. Love:
God + a tube of toothpaste = 17%
Dr. Love thinks a relationship might work out between God and a tube of toothpaste, but the chance is very small. A successful relationship is possible, but you both have to work on it. Do not sit back and think that it will all work out fine, because it might not be working out the way you wanted it to. Spend as much time with each other as possible. Again, the chance of this relationship working out is very small, so even when you do work hard on it, it still might not work out.
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So, it looks like it’s just me and Monica then. Oh well, maybe the others will find happiness one day. I don’t suppose it matters much in the case of Hitler though because he shot himself in the head ages ago.
3 comments:
You evil bastard, preying on the insecurities of the lonely. I wasted ages on the Love Calculator trying to get as good a match as you and Monica. I now have 376 different pseudonyms to pick from depending on on the name of whatever poor sod I might pick up at the local hop.
Damn Dr. Love and his feckin' calculator!
Well, we can't have everything:
http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Fugger&name2=Ursula+Andress+circa+mid-sixties+to+late+eighties
It sounds like a joke to me.
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