Wednesday, September 14, 2011

LESBIAN TRAPPED IN A STRAIGHT MAN’S BODY


(pictured above: perfect example, that bloke from The Cars)

A lesbian trapped in a straight man’s body. Not really a problem. Unless you fall in love with a lesbian.
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3 comments:

barrymore said...

Well I mean...I always said it takes all sorts. With sex you never know. Behind every straight man theres a gay sister or trans sexual aunty. Human beings are complicated. My first experience of being attracted to a man was when I was on the carousel at Margate, he was in front of me going up and down. I thought ‘Hello, that seems alright’.

Show business is full of ambiguous sorts. I met Jane Asher recently and she told me she liked doing it in cemetry’s with strangers. The ‘other party’ she called it. The ‘other party’ had to be wearing a mask. That’s a fetish. She found it stimulating to do it among the hooting noises and the wind. She motors up to Kensal Green every Tuesday and walks in, proper like, as if she’s visiting a loved one and the ‘other party’ follows behind. They meet by the discarded flower skip and walk along together till the ‘other party’ decides to mask up. Then they get on with it. After, the ‘other party’ goes back to the car park and revs the motor a few times. That creates a distraction and she slips away in the confusion

September 15, 2011 3:17 AM
Fugger said...

Sure that's nothing, Jenny Agutter gave me a sponge bath.

September 20, 2011 5:30 AM
Archie Templar said...

The things I would do to Jenny Agutter (or any article of clothing recently worn by Jenny Agutter)...Jesus...I can't even bring myself to write the words...

September 26, 2011 2:36 PM

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